WHOPPER CITY
$2.79 per 100g protein · australia's cheapest


CHEAPER THAN CHICKEN

Same Whopper. Same flame grill. 70% off.

on the plan
80c
a burger
per 100g protein
$2.79
our best
chicken breast
$3.87
we undercut it
or get one every day from 80c ↓

the walk-in · no strings

$2.99

One Whopper, right now.

$10 at the counter · you save 70%

the daily whop · casual

$10/wk

7 Whoppers, one every day.

$1.43 each · $4.98 per 100g protein

the daily whop · full-timer

$24/mo

30 Whoppers, one every day.

80c each · $2.79 per 100g protein

▼see where the money goes

one hundred percent aussie beef

Straight off the flame.

A quarter pound of Aussie beef over an actual fire. Char you can hear from the couch. Flame-grilled, never fried.

toasted, never steamed

The heel catches it.

Golden toasted ring, soft crumb. The foundation slides under the patty and the build is officially on.

straight out of the coolroom

Crisp. Cold. Dead fresh.

Pickles, fresh-sliced onion, thick tomato and a proper handful of iceberg. The cold half of the burger, stacked while the patty's still ticking.

make way

The stack opens for the sauces.

Ketchup belongs on the patty, so the stack parts and lets it through. Mayo rides up top with the lettuce. Then everything settles.

sixty-four sesame seeds, give or take

Crowned.

The sesame dome lands, steam escapes, and that's a Whopper. 2,530 kJ of flame-grilled honesty.

running total 0 kJ

kj counted honestly · menu law, but voluntary

  1. Toasted heel · 440 kJ
  2. Flame-grilled patty · 1,050 kJ
  3. Ketchup · 80 kJ
  4. Pickles · 15 kJ
  5. Fresh onions · 30 kJ
  6. Tomato · 40 kJ
  7. Iceberg lettuce · 15 kJ
  8. Mayo · 420 kJ
  9. Sesame crown · 440 kJ

the subscription · one whopper. every day.

THE DAILY WHOP

A Whopper a day, paid like a wage. Pick your hours, casual or full-time, and we'll keep the grill running. At the counter that's $10 a burger. Here it starts at 80c, which works out to $2.79 per 100 g of protein, under chicken breast at $3.87.

no lock-in · cancel like quitting: loudly

The classic Whopper, fully stacked

employment contract · no. 0001957

THE DAILY WHOP · THE FULL-TIMER

Plain English: it's a burger subscription. One Whopper every day. The contract bit is just for laughs.

Position
Whopper Eater
Reports to
No one
Hours
24/7
Remuneration
1 Whopper a day

$.00

per month, inc. GST

0123456789.01234567890123456789a day

Thirty a month. Full commitment, full flame.

you get

30 Whoppers

861 g protein

counter price

$300.00

at $10 each

you keep

$276.00

92% off

per 100g protein

$2.79

beats chicken breast

  • one fresh flame-grilled Whopper, every single day
  • skip or pause any day, no questions, no forms
  • cancel any time, loudly if you like
the fine print: three clauses, zero tricks
  • 1. The daily Whopper does not roll over. Eat it.
  • 2. Public holidays included. Especially public holidays.
  • 3. Concept site: signing pays you nothing but joy. No money changes hands.

sign here · sesame confetti included